Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 23, 2012

Mouse feces can contain hantavirus, a potentially deadly respiratory infection. That’s a felony assult with intent to inflict harm.

Actually, only Deer Mice carry that virus, and it’s not the feces, but the dried urine that is the risk.

Socially responsible activist rock? With Bill the Cat as rôle model? Snort!

What happened to the bimbette in the hot tub?

Clippity-clop-clippity-clop….run away! Run away from the Great White Dragon! What’s a newt?

A poem by Opus -

How I love to watch the morn with golden sun that shines, up above to nicely warm these frosty toes of mineThe wind doth taste of bittersweet,Like jasper wine and sugar.I bet it’s blown through others’ feet,like those of….Caspar Weinberger.

Sorry, Opus old buddy, the Holy Grail of activist rock is moving to the Netherlands to avoid paying taxes, and then being martyred by your own fans as a result…

@Sir Osis: Activist rockers don’t move the Netherlands for tax reasons. At least not as their primary reason anyway…

Amy was one of the best First Children ever.

Right-ee-o! Felix the Cat.

Jimmy was one of the best Presidents ever, say what you will about the man he cared, and he always tried to do the right thing. That alone put him head and shoulders above Reagan, Bush, W ect.