Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 26, 2013

Maybe that’s true Opus, but Mel Gibson is light years away in character from you!!

….I recall, Central Park last fallwhen you tore your dresswhat a messI confess……..

Maybe Opus can get a “Lifestyle Lift”. Then he can hum Debbie Boone songs in the woods.

Wait, Wayne Newton had more than one hit?

I seem to remember that Opus did get a nose job at one point. It didn’t last long though.

Yep, I remember the nose job arc, but he looked terrible with a “regular” nose

I always suspected everything was Wayne Newton’s fault….

If he saw Mel today he might regret that thought.