Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 01, 2013

Ain’t Nature grand?!

Gloom, despair, and agony on me.Deep dark depression, excessive misery.If. it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all.Gloom. despair, and agony on me

barbi benton was the hottest hee haw girl

Hey, Grampa! What’s fer supper?

BR 549

I feel like I screwed up the national anthem at the Super Bowl.Where, oh where are you tonight?Why did you leave me here, all alone?Searched the world over ’n thought I found true love.You met another and thpppt you was gone.I prefer the Bloom County thpppt instead of the documented Hee Haw Pffft.

Nurse Goodbody always raised my blood pressure and other things as well.

Yes, Binkly I am sure it is……

In the last few years, I’ve come to realize just how good the music was on Hee Haw. Still hate pringles.

Don’t like Pringles. Never watched Hee Haw. Don’t want to. That country-western stuff gives me a Headache.

Dear Nyuk, HeeHaw was the final nail in the CBS 1960s rural coffin, a hayseed clone of the then-most-popular tv show “Laugh-In.” Actually produced in Nashville, it featured Archie Campbell, the Mayor Bulls Gap, TN reciting stories such as his spoonerized version of “Rindercella and her three sad blisters.” Each week had a musical guest from the Country community. The show was well-received between the coasts, but not so well in democrat-controlled areas.

We’re not ones to go aroundSpreadin’ rumors.No, really we’re just notThe gossipin’ kind

So you’ll never hear one of usRepeatin’ gossipSo you better be sureand listen close the first time.