Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 14, 2016

Yeah, that’s how it goes. I’ve Heard the Screams of the Vegetables Sheldrake hooked them up to lie detectors. Carrots and eggs may not lie, but they do respond if somebody boils one of their siblings.

The lamb is already butchered. Might as well eat it.

Mary had a little lamb, The doctor was surprised…

You can’t have herring guts shakes without killing herring.

Mary had a little sheep, she took it bed with her to sleep,, sheep turned out to be a ram,, then Mary had a little lamb

Disregard Opus. He’s just another run-of-the-mill agitator.Pop a steak on the grill for me, Steve-o!

I find myself fixing up a fruit smoothie…

Vegan, vegetarian, no thank you. I love plants and eat as many plant eaters as possible, non-human obviously. The moral high ground that vegans and vegetarians claim time and time again is built on quicksand. No matter what your diet you need to kill animals and plants to feed yourself and your family. Simple example would be harvesting, does it not kill thousands of endangered animals every year? Some interesting points at http://www.sciencealert.com/vegetarian-and-healthy-diets… andhttp://measureofdoubt.com/2011/06/22/why-a-vegetarian-might-kill-more-animals-than-an-omnivore/