Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 01, 2022

Opus tries, but Odysseus he’s not.

Just checked on Google Translate, Russian for “spies” sounds nothing like “quiche”.

Well, this is a coincidence.

Be careful Opus. They’re Soviet submariners who’ll probably eat anything that doesn’t eat them first.

Fun Fact: “CCCP” in Russian is pronounced “SSSR”.

After the fiasco with the talking frog a few years back, the sub captain won’t be so quick to try to capitalize on the talking penguin.

Ahh, the Russians eat quiche. This is why they will lose the war.

I heard that same touchy little crew of Calypso is also invading the Ukraine. By invading, I mean “exploring” the vast reaches…

quiche?? herring quiche maybe?

Take to the stern and shoot the Ukraine spies.

Uhh, the captain ain’t no Cousteau, nor even French, you silly, possibly doomed, penguin!