Speaking of dumb blondes, why are there so few blonde jokes about men? Notice they’re mostly all about women? Therefore they’re anti woman more than they are anti blonde. I can think of only one blonde joke directed at blonde MEN.
Two blond guys were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked them what they were doing. “We’re supposed to measure the height of this flagpole,” said blond guy number one, “but we don’t have a ladder.” The woman took a wrench from her purse and loosened some bolts. The guys helped her lay down the flagpole. Then the woman got a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and said, “Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away. Blond guy number two shook his head and laughed. “Isn’t that just like a girl? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!”
Ushindi, I hadn’t heard that one. I can’t tell the one I know properly but it had to do with three men having lunch and two were of different ethnicities and one was blond. Each said he was sick and tired of the same lunch every day and if they got the same thing the next day they were going to kill themselves. Sure enough the next day each one had the same lunch as the day before so all three killed themselves. For some reason they had a triple funeral and the wives of the first two said if only he’d told me he didn’t want that I’d have made him something else. The third wife (of the blonde guy) said don’t look at me, he made his own lunch.
See I can’t tell it very well. Maybe I should’ve googled it.
Yeah, Macushlalondra, that’s the one where they’re ironworkers or something, sitting up high in the air and one by one jump off - it’s another good one.
razorback2824 over 14 years ago
Doesn’t that excuse work the other way around?
Silly Jane, your logic doesn’t work on her! She’s a blonde teenage girl!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
“Blonde” “Girl” Redundant isn’t that?
arsmall over 14 years ago
…okay…she’s listening to SKY now?
alondra over 14 years ago
Speaking of dumb blondes, why are there so few blonde jokes about men? Notice they’re mostly all about women? Therefore they’re anti woman more than they are anti blonde. I can think of only one blonde joke directed at blonde MEN.
Ushindi over 14 years ago
OK - another for the women:
Two blond guys were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked them what they were doing. “We’re supposed to measure the height of this flagpole,” said blond guy number one, “but we don’t have a ladder.” The woman took a wrench from her purse and loosened some bolts. The guys helped her lay down the flagpole. Then the woman got a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and said, “Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away. Blond guy number two shook his head and laughed. “Isn’t that just like a girl? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!”
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Blonde -female
Blond– male
And you wonder why there are no blonde male jokes?
Read my message, 2nd from the top and break out your Funk and Wagnalls.
A blonde and a blond walk into a bar—
mrprongs over 14 years ago
—And say ouch.
alondra over 14 years ago
Ushindi, I hadn’t heard that one. I can’t tell the one I know properly but it had to do with three men having lunch and two were of different ethnicities and one was blond. Each said he was sick and tired of the same lunch every day and if they got the same thing the next day they were going to kill themselves. Sure enough the next day each one had the same lunch as the day before so all three killed themselves. For some reason they had a triple funeral and the wives of the first two said if only he’d told me he didn’t want that I’d have made him something else. The third wife (of the blonde guy) said don’t look at me, he made his own lunch.
See I can’t tell it very well. Maybe I should’ve googled it.
Ushindi over 14 years ago
Yeah, Macushlalondra, that’s the one where they’re ironworkers or something, sitting up high in the air and one by one jump off - it’s another good one.
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
She’s really more orange than blonde.