The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for November 12, 2000
Transcript:
Riley: Granddad, can I have a racing motorcycle for Christmas? Like a Honda 2001. I'll promise not to go faster than... 150 miles per hour. Granddad: No. Riley: Well, sheesh... how about an icy wrist? You know, a Rolex watch with some diamonds... nothing much... seven, eight thousand... Granddad: No. Riley: Ok, ok... you talked me into it. I'll settle for one gold tooth. Man, you're really gettin' over this year. Granddad: (Sigh) Riley: But it was such a brilliant strategy. How could it not work? Huey: Certainly not your flawless execution... he couldn't possible have seen through that.