The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for July 04, 2009
July 03, 2009
July 05, 2009
Transcript:
TV: President Bush, following up yesterday's ban on civilian psychic activity, announced the "psychic selective service act," whereby Americans with paranormal abilities would be required to register for a possible draft into the FBI or the CIA. Attorney General Ashcroft said today, "we're letting the terrorists know we mean business - that we'll find them even if we have to use spooky metaphysical and/or supernatural means to do so!" Said one psychic who wished not to be identified, "I knew this would happen."
pbarnrob over 15 years ago
Sooo… All the psi talent goes underground. Seem to recall a SF story or three like this…
mivins over 15 years ago
Somewhere today Ashcroft is singing that piece of claptrap he wrote about the American eagle. Badly.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
or….we could just waterboard the living poopie out of them feriners!
alan.gurka over 15 years ago
Why doesn’t the gov’t just hire people with psychic abilities to track all the others with these abilities? Then they wouldn’t have to register with the Draft Board–they could just send them telepathic messages when the gov’t needs them!