The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for October 20, 2013
October 19, 2013
October 21, 2013
Transcript:
Jazmine: Hey, Huey... Your mom is so fat that when her clothes get stretched out... wait... that's not right... ... Your mom's so fat that um... stretchy clothes don't fit? No, that's not it... oh! I remember... she's so fat that her waistline... oops... that's a different one... Huey: I got it, Huey! Your mommy's so fat because she doesn't work out, see, and... drats... I just had it. I'll call you right back. Granddad: Boy, Jazmine called again. Something about your mommy gained all this weight so her clothes don't fit and when she puts them on she gets really sad.
batmanwithprep over 11 years ago
-She has to iron her clothes on the driveway.-She freebases mayonnaise.-She bleeds gravy.-I tried to walk around her and got lost.
kittenpah over 11 years ago
Sorry, I grew up hanging with the other geeks. Our slams had to do with blatant mathematical mistakes and chess blunders.
Swalb%515 over 11 years ago
An young “dozens” attempt by Jazmine.
e.groves over 11 years ago
So big she has her own zip code.
Paul of Eugene over 11 years ago
Your mamma is so fat . . . when she visits the coast, they alter the tide tables.