Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 25, 2009

i can get a sax at the pawn shop downtown and i know the perfect coener

Here’s some money, just please STOP playing.

bald, so that’s what you are doing every night. You are looking for sax.

Isn’t there enough sax and violence on the street?

You aint’ kiddin’!

If hHe don´t stop. there will be violence.

Crude, but effective. Not very saxxy though.

Tsk, tsk-

1) It’s Sax and Violins - not Sax and violence 2) He should be playing tenor - ten or twelve miles down the road 3) He really should play solo - so low he can;’t be heard

The saxophone player outside Tribune Tower in Chicago could totally use some lessons. I’ve thought about discreetly leaving some sheet music by where he plays every day.

I have the “joy” of hearing him play play every day starting at 3pm until I can’t take it anymore and I leave work at 6pm.

Note to self: Buy a hat and a saxophone :-D

Crude but effective.