Er, um, it kinda, nudge nuge wink wink, looks like, ahem, the lions are, shall we say, engaged in other activities at the moment… and that the sheep are the only ones lacking the good sense not to watch… although I’m sure that wasn’t the intent…
speaking of this fairytale story, did noah gather male and female of EVERY species of mammal? .thats a pretty tall order and the arc would have have to have been a lot larger than an aircraft carrier….how about the mammals that were only native to areas of the earth that noah had no access to?
you know, kangaroos , pandas, lemurs ???
and yet we have people who are searching for this boat….
……
@nighthawks: um, that’s why Noah probably brought babies. And according to Genesis chapter 7 verses 8 & 9 : “Pairs of clean and unclean animals, of birds and of all creatures that move along the ground, male and female, came to Noah and entered the ark, as God had commanded Noah.” God brought the animals to Noah, he didn’t have to go searching for them.
pookid54: why would God have told Noah to build an ark to save himself, his family and the animals if it was a local flood or only covered the “known world” of the author? Why not just tell Noah to move?
like wicky said, you can believe the Bible way more than the Discovery channel.
margueritem over 15 years ago
No predation on the ark, you lions!
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
They’re fault for walking around like muttons going to happen to them…
NoBrandName over 15 years ago
Er, um, it kinda, nudge nuge wink wink, looks like, ahem, the lions are, shall we say, engaged in other activities at the moment… and that the sheep are the only ones lacking the good sense not to watch… although I’m sure that wasn’t the intent…
lewisbower over 15 years ago
You have a filthy mind, and I had to go back and check.
vlechtja over 15 years ago
How about eating Noah and his kin?
In the best interest of the Earth.
wicky over 15 years ago
I had to go back and check, and sho’ nuff’ dey at it.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 15 years ago
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sheeps tonite. ♥♥
bald over 15 years ago
when did the rain stop?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
speaking of this fairytale story, did noah gather male and female of EVERY species of mammal? .thats a pretty tall order and the arc would have have to have been a lot larger than an aircraft carrier….how about the mammals that were only native to areas of the earth that noah had no access to? you know, kangaroos , pandas, lemurs ??? and yet we have people who are searching for this boat…. ……
The Duke 1 over 15 years ago
Well, what do you think happened to the unicorns?? They were on the menu LAST week!
pinkdryad Premium Member over 15 years ago
@nighthawks: um, that’s why Noah probably brought babies. And according to Genesis chapter 7 verses 8 & 9 : “Pairs of clean and unclean animals, of birds and of all creatures that move along the ground, male and female, came to Noah and entered the ark, as God had commanded Noah.” God brought the animals to Noah, he didn’t have to go searching for them.
bald over 15 years ago
it’s a comic not a religious forum so just lean back in your ‘puter chair and enjoy the content
longtimecomicsfan over 15 years ago
pookid-
Some people believe the Bible, and some believe the Discovery Channel.
Like plus4 said, several cultures have flood stories, including ones that pre-date the Biblical account.
You might as well ask whether Santa Clause is real - the character may not exist, yet Xmas gifts get delivered every year…
wicky over 15 years ago
I would believe the Bible before the Discovery cnannel.
mrprongs over 15 years ago
Ewe. Ewe is on the menu.
pinkdryad Premium Member over 15 years ago
pookid54: why would God have told Noah to build an ark to save himself, his family and the animals if it was a local flood or only covered the “known world” of the author? Why not just tell Noah to move?
like wicky said, you can believe the Bible way more than the Discovery channel.