Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 21, 2009

This cow did’nt jump over the moon.

So close, in fact too close.

And so they milked the cartoon for all it was worth.

And if your dog starts laughing, better check on your kitchenware.

Or if the cat starts fiddling around.

GPS works with satellites, not on them…definitely not for cows on the moo!

stupid cow didn’t wait for the tone before making that turn that’s why she crashed into the moon

Whoops!!

Are you sure that’s the moon? Looking at those craters it could be pennsylvania potholes.

She’s a goner for sure…..any volunteers to write the orbituary?

Hey, Saturn isn’t a bad word!

So - in theory, the cow is mooning the whole planet from the moon, no?

Another udder miss .

Ronshua - LOL!

i seen rockets crash land but this is ridiculous

I want this on a T Shirt

missed it by >< that much!