Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 19, 2014

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    therese_callahan2002  over 10 years ago

    Maybe he feared his wife was taking after the Octomom.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    He’s fainted…she is probably dead!

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    …….or he has more than one pregnant wife in hospital.?

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    Godfreydaniel  over 10 years ago

    He’s going to wear those storks right out!

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    pouncingtiger  over 10 years ago

    Get a stretcher, STAT!!!!

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    fixer1967  over 10 years ago

    That reminds me of any old joke. There are 3 men in the waiting room of the local hospital maternity ward. The nurse comes and and says to the first man. “You have 3 sons” . He replies "I guess the makes sense. I work for Tri-Country Paving. Then the nurse comes and and says to the next man “I do not know how to tell you this but you have 7 sons” The man says after a few minutes “I guess that makes sense. I drive a 7-Up truck” The third man gets up and starts for the door. The nurse asks him “Are you not going to want to see what you have?” He turns to her and says “No, I am getting out of here. I work for Xerox!”

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