Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 23, 2015

You gotta love bulk billing.

I’ve already had my tonsils removed. But I’ll keep this in mind should my appendix have to go bye-bye.

Could I get a twofer? Oh, wait. I can’t. My appendix is already gone. And actually, I would have liked if they’d taken out my gall bladder while they were in there. Gall issues run in my family.

I’d just like to go home.

What kind of sick person would “like” either??

Always gotta “Up Sell” doc !