Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 07, 2020

By P.T.Barnum.

I would have gone with There’s One Born Every Minute so the suckers could ponder what they’re seeing and fork over the scratch.

For some reason, the two perky orbs are calling to me. I think they’re eyes. Yeah, that’s it, perky eyes.

wow!….I must have that!….where do I send my check?

Its an Icon, a slightly abstract Flying Spaghetti Monster. ramen

Why settle for an expensive phony when one can have the real thing for free? <——

It’s the price tag for the brass plate.

They hung it upside down.

“Self Portrait of the Cartoonist as a Young Man”

Ha, I’m no sucker, I’m only paying $100,000.

For who ever pays the listed price, I have some real estate oppurtunities that I would like to talk to you about…..

Right on!

Hey, someone last year paid $120 grand for an actual banana on a painting