Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 22, 2022

Or you could just ghost them

I thought greeting cards were already a thing of the past.

He’ll have one of each.

oh what the dickens

The Moody Blues, The Days of Future Past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfR3uGVYzVg

I have fond memories of getting Christmas presents, in the past.

Bah! Humbug!

If it’s a Hallmark card, wait until he sees the price.

Shoulda put a price on those cards.. Christmas Past 15 cents.. Present $3.50.. Christmas Future.. first born son.

Wher’s the bin of humbugs?

How convenient, Christmas past cards for when it’s too late to send Christmas present cards.

That’s the spirit, Scrooge.

One of each please…..

That the Ghost of Christmas Future is a Grim reaper type is part of the reason why the term “Dickensian” exists. Along with Miss Havisham’s Wedding Cake and Madame DeFarge’s Knitting.

The ‘future’ cards are blank.