Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 27, 2023

I’ve heard of a bonefish, but this is ridiculous.

The fasting went fast if the bones hadn’t sunken to the seabed yet.

Is that the “swim fast” diet?

Good, good. But I do have a bone to pick with my dietician.

Some people don’t know when to quit.

I dunno, it sounds fishy.

…evidently better than expected?