Suspenders should work just fine.
At least the woman was smart enough to wear a one piece to the water park. That’s the least likely kind of swimwear that will lead to a wardrobe malfunction, barring any wedgie action.
This should save him from any em"bare-ass"ment.
um, could be “exciting” getting them off
Got a little carried away with it though.
Just call him the mummy.
What…is he going down backwards?? (or, bassackwards??)
Taped his arms in, duct tape might not be very slick on the slide either. Anyway wouldn’t he go down feet first?
Would you believe someone taped him??? Check his arms.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
AllishaDawn about 1 year ago
Suspenders should work just fine.
zmech13 Premium Member about 1 year ago
At least the woman was smart enough to wear a one piece to the water park. That’s the least likely kind of swimwear that will lead to a wardrobe malfunction, barring any wedgie action.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
This should save him from any em"bare-ass"ment.
KEA about 1 year ago
um, could be “exciting” getting them off
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Got a little carried away with it though.
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Just call him the mummy.
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
What…is he going down backwards?? (or, bassackwards??)
rbullfogg about 1 year ago
Taped his arms in, duct tape might not be very slick on the slide either. Anyway wouldn’t he go down feet first?
aussie399 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Would you believe someone taped him??? Check his arms.