Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 24, 2025

It’s the ranch dressing. A guy at work was trying to lose weight so he ate half of a head of lettuce with a half bottle of Italian dressing.

My kids have a golden who would eat half a lawn if we had it. I think he’s half sheep.

The old goat is good at yard maintenance.

Grass is quite fattening, just look at cows, horses, sheep!

And obviously not thrilled.

My doctor put me on a fiber diet, oats, wheat, barley, hay, straw. Not sure I’m any healthier but I now crap out little wicker furniture.