Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 29, 2011

“Yessir.

I’m doing a couple of loads tonight.

Bleach or no bleach?Hot wax?

Let me go get something to take them off with, and I’ll have them back to you in the morning."

ElGuapo — from the other night with the goslings (sorry if this is out of context now) -

Things with useless adult-human-centric visual appeal, like duckling fish lures, have always cracked me up, including molded vinyl newspapers for dog toys, and giant plastic “keys” for babies to teethe on.

I truly don’t think cats choose whether to munch their kibble based on whether it’s fish-shaped.

afficionado" According to the sign the EMPLOYEE (right) must wash the CUSTOMER’S (left) hands. Duhhhhh!

^ I Googled for sarcasm fonts, but none of them seemed to be dripping….

Who’s the brain dead one in this comic? The one on the left.

Mr. Literal. There’s one in every city.

He’ll wash your hands, then go spit on your food.

Dave: And movement. That is key to lure fishing.

Even if I have to go more often than I like -I always wach my hands because I want to keep my surroundings clean and I cook my own foods.