Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 29, 2011

Thay will just have to stick with it.

Yeah, it’s a pretty sticky situation, but you can be out of there in a lick and a promise.

By the looks on the prisoner’s faces I think there are no holds barred.

Seems like they’re in a jam —

but wait …. look!

When the guard leaves, they could walk right through that huge space in front of the guy on the right…. sweet!

I guess syrup of ipecac would be cruel and unusual.

maybe it’s syrup, or maybe it’s snot

Molasses, molasses, icky sticky goo. Molasses, molasses will stick you you!

Chew on them..heard it’s high in fiber.

Lick the bars clean!

So, is the joke that they don’t break out because they don’t want to get sticky?

Unfortunately, these are Canadian prisoners, so they can chew through wood and syrup. Fortunately, Canadian prisoners are so polite that they choose to stay in jail.