Guy’s out running and he spots a perfectly good tennis ball. So he picked it up and put it in his hip pocket, continuing on his merry way…. Later he sees a girl he knows and stops to talk to her. She can’t keep her eyes off the bulge in his pants. Finally she asked him “What is that?” He said “tennis ball.” She said, “I’m so sorry. I had tennis elbow once, so know it must hurt…”.
Gee, Susan. You are having a ball. I guess puns are your racket. Maybe setting the world’s record for puns is on your bucket list. Seems you have an endless supply and will never hit the wall: you serve them up everyday. Is this your profession, or just a game? OK, I’m tired.
He turned it into a climbing wall?Got stuck for puns today.SusanS, if you picked today to revisit Birdbrains and found it not updated, it’s more often than most comics updated rather late. and maybe this will help me to remember to check it later too.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
At this rate he’ll never become known as the Comeback Kid.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Though I don’t know….kids his age usually learn to bounce back.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Hey this is the second week of Velcro Thursdays.
Are Guy and rOdd trying to get us to stick around for the weekends?
hwcrescent about 13 years ago
balls to the wall!
Varnes about 13 years ago
Guy’s out running and he spots a perfectly good tennis ball. So he picked it up and put it in his hip pocket, continuing on his merry way…. Later he sees a girl he knows and stops to talk to her. She can’t keep her eyes off the bulge in his pants. Finally she asked him “What is that?” He said “tennis ball.” She said, “I’m so sorry. I had tennis elbow once, so know it must hurt…”.
konradh about 13 years ago
Gee, Susan. You are having a ball. I guess puns are your racket. Maybe setting the world’s record for puns is on your bucket list. Seems you have an endless supply and will never hit the wall: you serve them up everyday. Is this your profession, or just a game? OK, I’m tired.
Smiles123 Premium Member about 13 years ago
The kid is magic – 13 balls on the wall, 2 balls on the floor and his bucket is still full
Larry Miller Premium Member about 13 years ago
David Letterman is just to the side of the panel.
He turned it into a climbing wall?Got stuck for puns today.SusanS, if you picked today to revisit Birdbrains and found it not updated, it’s more often than most comics updated rather late. and maybe this will help me to remember to check it later too.
iced tea about 13 years ago
Those are stuck-up balls!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
I agree with Dogsniff…. Good one, Beau!
Glad to see you’re still in form.
Konrad — Hideous humor is a hobby, though really a hereditary holdover, a horrible heritage.
But if you know of a position for a professional pun producer, please advise ASAP.
And Larry — thanks! I actually did look last night, and didn’t see it…. but I also ran out of steam earlier than usual.