Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 24, 2011

Wow, half price tickets on my favorite day to go.

And it looks like the hot dog guy is there — hope those are half price, too.

bet its cut-me-own-throat Dibbler selling those dogs

Fair enough.

one could question if there are cases where that solution is better than when certain games are on at all :)

Oh, take me out to the non-ball game….

On those days,I here you can find a parking place a lot easier.

So, the outcome after nine non-innings is a perfect game for each team’s no-show pitcher!

That reminds me, the Bummaneers play at 1 pm away so it won’t be blacked out.

they could have their kids hop down on the field and play some ball. Nah, its only fun to watch millionaires play ball.

why is there a player in the on deck area?

if you have nothing else going on, Winston, big brother will see to it that you do. that is why you love him…..you DO love him, don’t you?

Merry Christmas!

@source, player on the field may indicate they are having a practice. That would be a good time to go. Here in AZ, some of the big teams from the north come in the winter to practice. I just avoid all sports unless my boys want me to go with them.

VDazz and Source — I don’t know much about sports…. but I don’t think they play baseball with leaf rakes.

And he seems to be wearing coveralls.

I’d still go I think. Just being there is awesome.

Sandflea — great minds etc….

Merry Christmas, everybody — including Guy and rOdd and all you unseen Brevity readers who don’t post.

No. 6mas — does that mean you’re about to log off?