Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 19, 2012

I bet he got a good deal on it.

It’d look better if the Ace of Spades was at the top of the deck.

I dunno, Jimmy — maybe he wanted someplace to have a club meeting… or put a club chair.

It’s a good contractor who doesn’t let the client’s wishes get lost in the shuffle.

Hey, I should get his card… maybe he can offer me a contract for a little bridge in my back yard.

BTW – I was doing a little spade work back there when I thought I found a diamond.

Almost had a heart attack — but it was just a trick.

The kid next door is such a card.

What a Joker! Give his friend a hand – he’s playing with a full deck.

That deck is a cut above the rest.

What’s the point of posting on this page when SusanSunshine is around? She aces all the comments.See? That’s the best I can do.

Otto! No I don’t — it’s just the luck of the draw.

He drives a ’52 pickup, suits him just fine.

One more cards pun and someone is going to get decked.

I can’t think of any card puns, but the comments are funnier than the toon today.

Some guy from Ace Hardware built it. He said he was a jack of all trades but he just turned out to be a real joker.

You guys are quite the cards.

Lotsa people got in good ones today! LOL!

But he just has four suits in his closet.