Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 20, 2012

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    doc white  almost 13 years ago

    Isn’t it just one day away?

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    Nah, I can still enjoy those.

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Thought clouds over the Ohio Vally and to the East. A 50% chance of ping pong balls down in Mexico…..

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    chireef  almost 13 years ago

    doeat otes, an dmares e totes, and littlams e tivy, akiddl lete tivytoo, wooden shoe? does any one remember that one?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Marg! You hadda say it!

    I love the rest of Disneyland….. but I spent 3 years in that ride one afternoon…. endlessly, endlessly winding past miles and miles of ghoulishly smiling, barely animated zombies….of course my 3 year-old niece adored it….

    but that tune…. that tune….._oh, the humanity….. _

    Let me out! Please, let me OUT…….

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I’m sorry…It’s just that I….. Whew……

    Anyway, yeah….. there are bad songs, that you won’t remember anyway, like the tuneless compositions your tone deaf 17 year old neighbor practices all day Saturday..

    And then there are really bad, evil songs that are well written enough to become nasty earworms.

    Everybody has different taste… Stairway to Heaven certainly…..

    But “The Night the Loghts Went Out in Georgia” is just one example of relentlessly brain-damaging maudlin pathos,like “Ruby, Don’t Take your Love to Town”…..and my personal bugaboo, “Seasons in the Sun..”

    I blame “Teen Angel” for starting the genre, but there may be older examples.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    And Varnes — what about that HUGE scary arrow pointed right at Tennessee?

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    PICTO  almost 13 years ago

    The only song I would take off the play list is Happy Birthday To You. Jack Benny was right, you only need to hear that song 39 times.

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    V-Beast  almost 13 years ago

    My pick for worst song is “Baby baby don’t get hooked on me”

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    J Short  almost 13 years ago

    Little Willie Won’t Go Home. They should use that on the Taliban.

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    imbaldeagle  almost 13 years ago

    What! You don’t remember 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall? If you’ve EVER been stuck with a group of teens on a bus trip, NO OTHER SONG will ever compete for worst song ever..As far as good melodies go, imagine a candidate as a replacement for the melody of our national anthem. Our current melody is hard to sing, but melodies like Finlandia, America the Beautiful, The Entertainer (all of which I like) could become tiresome.

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    Remember “Swinging” from the early 80s. Pronounced more like Swangin’

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    I’m getting tired of listening to Cats In the Cradle on the oldies station here.

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    vldazzle  almost 13 years ago

    The worst example I remember is “Wake Up Little Susie”. It got so bad I rememberered it as "Good night<<< because that was what we all said

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    vldazzle  almost 13 years ago

    That was just very overdone, and the place I was sent for dancing seemed to have just 2 records that were the meter they wanted so I got sick of both. I agree that Small world fits too (and never been to either Disney). I have TV on all the time (especially now that TiVo saves all my favorite shows so I can decide which I want to see and when. Any very sentimental for cocktail time, ones that have fewer visuals when I’m multitasking, and ones that show yummy foods only at mealtimes etc.

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    vldazzle  almost 13 years ago

    @Baldeagle, I never drove a bus but with 3 boys about a year apart I remember that and also Greasy, grimy gopher guts, but don’t consider those “songs”, just ways to annoy (like dropping snakes or mice down my back etc ;-P

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    dougdash  almost 13 years ago

    I saw “It’s a Small World” at the 1963 New York World’s Fair before Walt Disney purchased it, and a few other exhibits, and shipped them to Anaheim, CA to become a part of his small theme park. I still hate it!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Picto!! What are we going to sing on your birthday, then?

    I may be old as well…. OK, just some of the hills but I never get tired of birthdays…. my own or other people’s.

    Funny, everybody has different taste…. a few songs mentioned here are actually favorites of mine…. in their place, of course.

    I do have to say @KM:OK, ….. an agonised “little sister”, who shot her bother’s wife but didn’t get a chance to confess..before he was hanged for it….sings about “a puddle of blood”, a “cheatin’ wife” and “a body that’ll never be found…”And that’s not pathos…??.Well…. um… I don’t know what to say.I’m glad, though, that we all like different things, so that all the various genres thrive….Except, of course, for “Small World.”
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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Macarther’s Park is one seriously bad song……

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Susan, I have no idea what that arrow is for…..A “You are here” sign?

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    vldazzle  almost 13 years ago

    I also remember a recurring theme in some of Carol Burnette’s show where a bad singer did one of those songs and I’m not sure which, just that it was slightly obnoxious especially if singer was not great.

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    vldazzle  almost 13 years ago

    As to one I do love to hear, for my birthday (not ’till September) “All the Things you are” and “I get Ideas” (I had a crush on Tony Martin back when he looked his age).And I looked like Debby Reynolds ;-P

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