Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 16, 2012

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    From outer space…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    As long as it has a subplot with her idiot boyfriend and a couple of his pals bumbling through the woods looking for her while doing flatulence jokes…and her lost puppy…and maybe a talking bug….

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    imbaldeagle  over 12 years ago

    So, OF COURSE, she has to be wearing high heels in the midst of the woods!

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    The sequel ;The Emotional, Vampire,Penguin, Hit Man Las Vegas.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    NOT a home run, just a triple. To be a home run you need to add the clown feet.

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  over 12 years ago

    The Zombie penguin hitman I can handle, but emo vampire is way too much.

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    KSquaredComics  over 12 years ago

    It is getting a little out of control, isn’t it?

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Gee, I hope the musical has a lot of sax and violins, too . . . ☻

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    Banjo Evans  over 12 years ago

    well, the Talking Heads did a song many years ago called “Sax and Violins” so maybe we should be more tolerant.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I got a birthday e-card a couple of years ago “full of sax and violins,” too.I doubt GoodQuestion thinks he made it up…though I dunno, cos I’m always “making up” jokes that I find out are already on bumper stickers or T-shirts.LOL

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    Arianne  over 12 years ago

    !♥!☼!♥! Happy Happy Birthday SusanSunshine!!!!!! !!!!!!Thanks for all the laughs! You truly brighten up a day!

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago
    DigitalFrog didn’t even post today…
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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Does that mean no one can use a pun or joke or comment that has been used once before in the history of the world? No one can ever say “We don’t need no stinkin’ bagers”, or 42, or elephant jokes ever again?…Gosh, that seems kinda harsh…

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    Arianne  over 12 years ago

    “Sax and violins” on TV is a golden oldie ( takes one to know one, right? :) Doesn’t anyone else remember Gilda Radner’s Emily Litella doing that bit on Saturday Night Live in the 70s? Miss Emily believed that violins on TV was a good thing, especially for the children, and just could not understand what all the fuss was about. If I am the only one who remembers Emily Litella, well, all I can say is…“Never mind!”

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