Why is the tail of a dog like the heart of a tree?It’s the farthest from the bark! If you’ve heard this one, don’t say anything because I would like to hear it again myself.
Uh, oh. The sap is definitely rising. Uh, hey Woody. Drawing more rings on her doesn’t really make her “legal.” Oh, well. At least afterward, they can refresh themselves in the bar. And you guys clean up the saw dust before you go. But if rubbing together starts a fire, don’t come around whining about it.
Varnes about 12 years ago
Um, this is kinda creepy…I’m out of here….
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Well, in my neck of the woods, a whole branch of the vise squad is dedicated to clamping down on back-alley forgery rings.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Varnes…. um…. thanks anyway for logging in.
They’re not creepers… just a couple of saplings, looking to get into the watering hole…
Their bark is worse than their bite.
Yeah, it’s out in the alley but they look clean cut, and I don’t see any needles littered about.
I do agree that we need to root out fake ID’s and underage drinking….but it’s better if you don’t leave them out there.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
As if I didn’t know you’d all be sycamore from me…
today’s strip reminds me of a line I read, attributed to Groucho Marx,
but which he may or may not ever have said…
After being bothered at a restaurant by a gushing dowager dripping with jewelry…
“If they ever counted that woman’s rings, she’d be the oldest living thing in California.”
And Godfrey (yesterday) — gwarsh… thanks!J Short about 12 years ago
These guys truly log onto their computers. A-cording to some whispering pine, the girls at the bar were really stacked.
PICTO about 12 years ago
If a tree is drinking alone and falls off his bar stool,does anybody hear him hit the floor?
Bargrove about 12 years ago
Why is the tail of a dog like the heart of a tree?It’s the farthest from the bark! If you’ve heard this one, don’t say anything because I would like to hear it again myself.
ossiningaling about 12 years ago
Rick doesn’t look old enough to be doing this…
Jml58 about 12 years ago
They will get the chopping block when they get home.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 12 years ago
Uh, oh. The sap is definitely rising. Uh, hey Woody. Drawing more rings on her doesn’t really make her “legal.” Oh, well. At least afterward, they can refresh themselves in the bar. And you guys clean up the saw dust before you go. But if rubbing together starts a fire, don’t come around whining about it.
imbaldeagle about 12 years ago
Balsa: But what about us? Rick: We’ll always have Paris.
kaecispopX about 12 years ago
I guess then they will be legal tender.
Larry Miller Premium Member about 12 years ago
If Rick dies, he’ll be a dead ringer for his brother. . .
Mythreesons about 12 years ago
If she gets to go into the bar and have a drink, is it a legitimate drink if she doesn’t get drunk or an illegitimate one if she does get drunk?
ChucklinChuck about 12 years ago
Glad you up for posting, Dogsniff. Hope your recovery is speedy.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Great to see you back!!
Perkycat about 12 years ago
Thanks, I needed that! Good one.