Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 14, 2012

Just what I was thinking, both of you!

And I have a happy announcement too — (since some people were waiting to hear) yesterday morning Beviek became the proud grandmother of a baby boy.

She won’t be on GoComics for a few days….but congratulations anyway, Bev!

Good, I won’t have to google Honey Boo Boo.

Hades isn’t Hell, but who’s quibbling.And quibbling isn’t what people, um, souls will do there.So, anyway …

They must have moved the International Telemarketers Society to the Not-so-Grand Ballroom.

Please don’t google Honey Boo Boo. You’ll be sucked into that vortex.

YES, YES, YES! Can we put the dance moms in an adjacent area?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hell

M-W says Hell = Hades

….and there was much rejoicing.

Need to send the viewers who keep those “shows” on the air.

If only it could be true!

Awesome!

Is there a separate room for cheer leader moms and soccer dads?

Can Snooki join too?

I’m glad to hear that Beviek’s long wait is over. (I don’t suppose the parents will be naming him Thatababy?)As for today’s strip: you often hear of the dreaded “stage mother from hell” which to me was always redundant—but now will finally become literal!

Finally, a permanent home for honey Boo Boo and her parents! They are SO DISGUSTING!

Didn’t I see this panel a while ago?