Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 30, 2012

“It made my HEART SINK.”

“C’mon, let’s blow this joint!”

“But aorta stay away from you!”

“Why? U know I’m plumb crazy about U!”

Actually, they could share stories about clearing up clogs.

I can’t wait for the sequel, The Urologist and the Plumber….

How bout we rock this joint. No thanks, I’m drained.

They can give each other a valve job.

coming thru the rye

Her heart was broken at the sight of his butt crack……

(I’m hoping I don’t get in trouble for that one!)

Plumber plunges into another ill-fated romance.Call to divorce lawyer impending.

Wait until she sees his caulk.

My goodness, we’re getting close to the line on … um… plumbing today.

He stopped her heart from leaking.

As a critic myself (at times), that’s one flick that certainly went down the drain!