Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 10, 2012

let’s just say “stately”

“Boy’s she” right. (pun)

Who da ho?

Either the hat or the boots are wrong….

He is in a lousy frame of mind

Well, the sign says they’re supposed to take OFF 30%.

Watch out for those big empty pockets… could cause turbulence.

Helena, you look Butte-iful. But the price! I wouldn’t want your Billings.Don’t worry, Miss Soula, I’m putting it on my husband’s Anaconda. But if he ever finds out, we might have a Great Fallsing out.

Those two, as a couple, are a perfect fit.HAHAHAHA

You better watch out where you put that Bitterroot National Forest.

Idaho looks like she’s pregnant… are they expecting a little Rhode Island?

I thought Montana was the big sky state, not the big ass state

Remember that "keep on truckin’ " cartoon with the the guy stepping way out ahead of himself? That MAY be what’s going on here?

she may be promiscuous, but she shouldn’t call herself a ‘ho’

@DogsniffHey Dog, is that a Dental Floss Tycoon?

Sadly, it’s a sorry state.

It’s not the pants.

She’s not paying attention. Spends all of her time thinking about Florida.

Never ask a potato.

What did Delaware? Alaska….She says she wore a brand New Jersey

That’s a Helena thing to ask someone.But go ahead, just ask the Boise over there. He’ll tell you

The hat and boots are in the right positions…. Montana is (unsucessfully) trying to bend his head back over his shoulder to check out his Butte.

Look at the size of her Boise’s