Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 04, 2013

What’s up, Chuck? Wish I could remember all those Chuck Norris jokes….

chuck norris’ oscar lives in an aquarium and gives his plecostomus a run for its money

He’s one bad actor. (I mean he just can’t act.)

The only thing stronger than Chuck Norris is his ego.

Best thing about Chuck Norris was that he got to fight Bruce Lee on the big screen.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have to flush his toilet….he scares the ___ right out of it.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a King Cobra a few years ago. After weeks of agonizing pain……the cobra died.

Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land.(Sorry)

Here in Atlanta all of the old Chuck Norris jokes are being recycled about our newest baseball hero, Evan Gattis. (It’s not raining, Evan Gattis just looked at the clouds and made them cry.) Gattis has an interesting life story.

For Chuck Norris facts:

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

The “Ranger headquarters” in the TV series was really the Tarrant County (Fort Worth) courthouse.

norris claimed that he had never been hit as hard as the bruce lee punch.

beviak and others…..I knew I could count on you…..And JohnyDiago….I know he did…..Best Chuck Norris joke in a while, eh?………I hear it’s his turn to talk to a chair on stage at the Republican National Convention…..in 2016