Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 18, 2013

My doctor sent me to a specialist…That adds up to a pair o’ docs….!

Here on this pretty little lake in SW Michigan, between us, my neighbor and I have a pair o’ docks….Between our docks are a pair of pear trees…. He’s not home right now, he’s in the Paraguayan Navy….Now THERE’S your crock….

Why can you never get every pair of socks out of the washing machine?

If you set two alarm clocks to wake you up, they never ring at the same time…. that’s a pair o’ clocks paradox.

What a crock.

8-)

Shooooooooooooes!

No one over the age of 6 should be allowed to wear them, you look like a total loser!

Ugly shoes…no style…not ladylike at all.

… a most “ingenuous” paradox.

try them, you will like them ! very comfortable ! crocs rule !!!!! who cares what they look like ….