Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 19, 2013

if i do, canoe fix the bathroom and tile ’er too?

Sure…. the waitress knows she’ll do well with such tipsy customers.

But don’t make the mistake of thinking they’re pushovers.

Nazz… they would only tip a canoe.

Put ’em at the table with the blow up clown you can punch in the nose all day long and he pops right back up every time…….

Their natural physical condition allows them to drink as much as they want, too!

When I was a kid I had a pop-up doll (it was Fred Flintstone, I think), but instead of punching it I would kung-fu it, kicking down low on it and it would fly around my basement, or picking it up and throwing it. Not sure WHY………..@beviekThanks for posting the commercial!

GROAN!!!! Ha.

Sooner or later someone will bring up the joke about “a long way to tip a rary.”

Bob…. Nazz already said that…. I was replying… :)