CARPET BOMBING
Carpet: Seriously folks, Its great to be here. I just flew in from Bghdada and bot are my fibers tired. I didn't even get a chance to change my threads. right? Who's with me?
One of those pretend cats, with the bobbly heads that people used to put in their back windows, made pretty good car pets………Dang, I had to walk a long way for that joke…
Allen Rymer about 11 years ago
Take his weft…..PLEASE!
Superfrog about 11 years ago
Mat le Blank
Superfrog about 11 years ago
(sorry Matt, I couldn’t help it.)
Varnes about 11 years ago
The nap will rise again!
Varnes about 11 years ago
One of those pretend cats, with the bobbly heads that people used to put in their back windows, made pretty good car pets………Dang, I had to walk a long way for that joke…
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Varnes…. I’m not surprised you got kicked out of the car….
jreckard about 11 years ago
Too many adults. He’d do better if they brought a lad in.
Plods with ...™ about 11 years ago
I can’t come up with anything better than what’s here. well done everyone.
Allen Rymer about 11 years ago
Too much more of his routine, and I’ll warf….
mikivoja about 11 years ago
A girl in the audience to her husband: “At least the carpet got to travel the world.”
The Rolling Cat about 11 years ago
If he can’t leave ‘em laughing, at least he’ll leave ’em napping. Or if not, he can just roll it up.
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 11 years ago
I’m just floored! What area of humor does he cover?