Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 04, 2013

And it’s obviously a medium…….

Bruno, or a Harvey Wall Banger…

It looks like he’s doing a ventiloquist act with the cow.

If you ask for room for cream, you get Eric Clapton in a den.

And yet he even got that wrong. That’s a capital, not a small.

“Don’t have a cow, man.” — Bart Simpson

You have a latte nerve returning that!

I think he was confused on the sizes, too. From little to big, Starbucks sizes aredemishorttallgrandeventi

Be glad you’re not in Wales or you might have got a C-Calf

as opposed to C, D, or even….EEETook me a minute to get that part.

jerett and capndunzii, even after midnight?

Varnes…. I can’t have calf, e’en after midnight.Actually that was for Jreckard, too…. but he or she isn’t here.

how can you be so nice?