Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 17, 2014

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    It’s very draining, playing Hungry Hungry Hippos….

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    If the hippos are that hungry, send them to Candy Land.

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    dsom8  almost 11 years ago

    It’s just a game.

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    ant  almost 11 years ago

    Where are the rest of them? :P

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 11 years ago

    At least they’re not battling, like they were tops or something…In fact, they’re neither rocking nor socking, so they can’t be robots. I hate to break the ice but I seem to have ants in my pants! Luckily there’s no monopoly on puns……….

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    QuietStorm27  almost 11 years ago

    @ Godfrey I like it! I’m off to buy pellets for the hippos.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Godfrey…. OK, I’m game….. everybody knows I’m a card…. bad puns are part of my checkered past.

    I was going to burn that Bridge, but UNO, removing Funny Bones is a delicate Operation…. takes too much Patience for me…

    I only wish this stuff would make me some Easy Money… alas, no Dice…. Hmmm…. do I feel some cold Draughts?

    Gosh…. I hope it’s not that you have any Crosswords for me…. I didn’t mean to start any sort of War over such a Trivial Pursuit.

    I guess I was taking a Risk…

    I know that’s part of Life…but I’m Sorry.

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    edcrimmins  almost 11 years ago

    Sorry…WTF? Don’t get it.

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    buick322  over 10 years ago

    Plus we had a local burger place here in Madison for many years. it was called “The Hungry Hungry” !!! So it was extra mind-spinning for me. Looked like they were advertising in front of the restaurant!

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    SciFiWriter  about 5 years ago

    Me either.

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