Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 05, 2014

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    beviek,, he’s so cool because he’s hot….

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    waycyber  over 10 years ago

    The Fahrenheits some people will go for a pun. You can’t take them Celsiusly.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Highering temps is a company’s way of lowering expenses…you get the same degree of performance for a lower scale of pay.

    At least mercury was eliminated in thermometer manufacture, so no longer poisons the dim bulbs who touched it carelessly.

    Be careful, though….nowadays, you can clearly see the rising use of alcohol.It starts at the bottom, but can sometimes be in evidence even at the top level.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    You want the job, kid? What’s your name? Kelvin Mercury did you say? Well you’re in luck—you got the last temp position. Absolute zero left. So we’re frozen solid there now.

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    shipl14  over 10 years ago

    This is really heating up

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    Jonni  over 10 years ago

    Did he mention that there was a wage freeze at zero?

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