Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 25, 2014

Just another pint size punk.

Alexi…. looks like just one fifth out the door to me!Or, as X said…. a half pint.

Anyway…. smart-mouthing a policeman….as those on the other side of the pond might say…He’s got some bottle.

Don’t resist. You’ll get “shot”.

Looks like he’s about to get “hemmed” up!

Carrying a flask used to be considered hip……….

The joke would work better if the pants were drawn with a pleat (or am I too picky).

To all who commented:Bravo! You are all so clever!!