Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 03, 2014

And naturally, the service has gone to the dogs….

keiveb, did uoy wonk ouy etorw taht eht gnorw yaw? Tsuj ’niixa….

Wow… eating that pupperoni pizza must make everybody speak backwards.

I’d better leave… I’ve hardly touched mine, and I’m already seeing spots before my eyes.

There were plenty of tell tail signs that this isn’t a great place to dine in. Lets just have them pack up the cannoli to go.

Yeah but the clean-up is fantastic. That floor SHINES when they’re done. You could eat off it!

I wonder how much he would tip if the service had been Scottie.