Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 22, 2014

Didn’t like her. You could say I was sour on her.

I think it was from her I learned to to develop bad hobbits.

jreckard… But her eyes are on me, even now.

… says the man smoking a pipe, living in a tunnel…

His diagnosis has a ring of truth to it.

I can never hear “tell me about your mother”, without thinking about that,

Relax, Sigmund. Sometimes a giant eye is just a giant eye.

(When the patients are gone, he gets out the ink blots and parties.)

(And it’s flaming. Kind of scary.)

Turn ’em upside down, they all “look” the same

Jreckard and gopher…

Only some old comedy dinosaur on TV would ever use lines as bad as these.