Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 13, 2015

Oh my…such a large, grave subject.You’ll have to dig very very deep to cover it.

Isn’t there a cave for something like that? What’s it called?…..

That’s an extinct possibility.

You try nailing it to its perch.

For a brief moment, I thought I landed on B.C. by mistake.

is it not supposed to be blue?

Boy! Even his trunk went stiff!

Actually, Nimber Six, elephants can cry.

“E’s pinin’ for the fjords.

Old joke: a man sees the zookeeper crying. “Why are you crying?” “Our elephant just died!” “You must have liked him very much.” “No, I have to dig the grave for it!”

No, no, he’s just stunned.

I don’t know but if was I ,I would gone for cremation to about medium rare !

Probably should have bigger undertakers….

Probably should have bigger undertakers for this undertaking….

He’s an ex-mammoth. (Just look at his eyes.)

Did someone call a meeting of the Dead Parrots Society?