Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 01, 2015

You can’t mill around back here. If you’re feeling the grip of fear, you just have to shaker off, join that a salt, and pepper the enemy with bullets.

Keep an eye out for enemy spice – they’re everywhere!

Can you name the Spice Girls? Mmmmmm…..Baby Spice…

Good work, everybody!I’m cumin to join you in the trenchers…Now, annatto expert in warfare…I know the mace is a weapon from another thyme…mustard gas was horrible, and is illegal…Wha’ dill I tell you that’s useful?OK, I guess I don’t have much sage advice…. Maybe I should just leaf this little caper to you guysSorrel…. I thought I could help…sigh…I mint well.

It’s going to be a tough battle. If they want to win they will have to grind it out.

All of this chive talking is starting to make me feel a bit gingerly.

Time to cloves the book on this one

Isn’t that Sargent Pepper?

They need some assault weapons

What they really need are some more seasoned soldiers.

whiteheron, Susan could be Ginger if she wanted to….But at heart she’s more of a Marianne….

Sorry, sir. They all turn into conscientious objectors. It’s the Shakers, you know.

If they have to use mustard gas (which is not allowed), make it Gray Poupon.