Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 28, 2016

It’s moments like these you need Minties.

Y’all realize this will get reprinted in a bunch of local Mensa chapter newsletters without proper attribution, right?

[Plus, dozens of those who see it will forward it to Stephan Pastis with a note saying, See? You’re not the only one who does it!]

Altoids are fresh and bright but failed the test….

they couldn’t think outside the box,

For tonight’s meeting, Tic Tac will be taking minutes (and seconds too).

Wait to make your decision until Doublemint shows you the twins…….

Pez dispenses wisdom.

Don’t fall for it. They’re all stuck up.