Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 07, 2017

Mouse children love cheesy bedtime stories, even if they ARE full of holes,

Susan, I think these are rats; more specifically, pack rats. And you can guess what they called the ones who settled in Green Bay.

Wouldn’t that be Swissconsin! Hey, I thought of one!

Thar be Tillamook, in Oregon.

This was a very brie(f) story.

Sounds like they were living in sin!

Or-E-Gon is much nicer.

Land of the dreaded Cheeseheads!

A smelly state to those who hate cheese.