Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 09, 2018

I would have thought it was Colonel Mustard with a cheese slicer in the library!

No one asked you to whey in!

What a cheesy comic!!

Don’t worry about him – he’s gone soft.

Grate! Now everyone will expect some cheesy puns from me…

when I’m wheely too tired to do Jack.

I might Brie a little fresher in the morning…

maybe I’ll be able to think more Caerphilly about cheeses…. and not just that I like to Edam.

All I can say right now is ….. “Gouda night.”

I have to ask, Mr. Thompson do you ever get headaches trying to come up with ‘your stuff’?

So cheesy.

Would you like some whine with your cheese?

Muenster-ous puns.

It’s cheesey – and kinda punny.

He’s a no-goudanik!

Oh Gruyère a pair and charge him with Urda in the first degree. I Cantal he Colby a repeat offender. Brunost how many more victims there are. You Gouda do it!

This prose rivals The Rind of the Ancient Mariner. You’re all waxing poetic.

This one is bad enough for Stephan Pastis of “Pearls Before Swine” fame!