Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 22, 2018

So can the big grills go there too?

I hate to say it…. but I don’t see a lot of electricity between them.

Can she really… um… light his fire?

I’m not so sure she gets a charge out of him, either.

She usually goes for guys in positions of power….

guys who never have to get dirty when they’re working.

He picked her up just today, at Macy’s, cos she looked like a model he’d seen in a magazine…

but honestly, he usually likes grills who look a little cheaper.

See that tall one across the room?

The smokin’ hot one, really shaking her ash on the dance floor….

in a little silvery top that looks like a brazier?

I happen to know she’s his old flame….

and there might still be some embers.

Long ago I read a book about graffiti. One example was the scrawl, “I love grils.” Under it was written, “It’s girls, stupid!” And added below that was, “What about us grils?”

True story: my brother-in-law, absolutely exhausted after a long labor (although my sister was doing most of the work) wrote “gril” instead of “girl” in the baby book. He corrected it later, but I always thought it would’ve been better to leave it!

She’s got to freshen up for her interview with George Foreman with the Panini Press.

Such a big mouth for such a little grill.