Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 02, 2018

Don’t interrupt him while he’s otherwise occupied.

I take it that a “Sport a Potty” is the kind of portable toilet you might find at Wimbleton? ;-D

The “inner workings” could turn messy!

Looks like you gotta have… um…. certain… sporting equipment…. to use it.

He plays sports, but he’s a pretty crappy player.

Watch it! You’ll get a work out if you “go” in there!

Whole new meaning to “leave it all on the field”

Gotta be a lot of leakage with all of that sloshing around.