Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 04, 2018

I bet he’d try to bring the Dixie Chicks into this “but (Natalie) Maines will never hurt you.”

Trying to kill him with bad puns I see.

And the battle of the bands began!

Better than a red hot laser up the wazoo…

I expect you to be a fan boy, Mr. Bond.

What PUNishment!! Ouch.

this left me shaken, not stirred

Definitely deserves a rim shot.

Surprised James still has his shirt on, usually, especially when lying down, he was always shirtless.

Mmmm, yesh . But it will end on a high note.