Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 11, 2019

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Caesar?

Kale to the chief!

You guys are dressing this up….

I mean, he might be the head teacher, but lettuce not give him fancy labels.

He’s just working for a celery, teaching green students about the web.

He digs it, cos they ’re growing….. their brains are still fertile.

And he can live here, where his roots are, without having to spend his life at the local plant.

Lettuce pick a catchy name.

garnishments r us? leafy greens? #lettuce-serve-you

Use cellular, lettuce call it call roaming romaine….

I think he should just quit while he’s a head!