Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 21, 2019

Hmm, better prop a chair against the doorknob.

I never give compliments because I can never remember how to spell it.

Compliments? I thought they said condiments. Pass the ketchup, please.

Then there is the complimentary turn down service.

Don’t forget the complimentary mint on the pillow!

Duh….

Your compliment is the perfect complement to this gift.

Don’t ask where the complimentary chocolate on your pillow came from…..

So I get a complimentary WIFEY if I forget mine?!?!

“It says I’m smart, too. Of course, this IS a Holiday Inn Express!”

I thought he would say something like “the hotel tells me that we have a nice sunset at this very moment” and she would say “I see”.